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PONKY

THE LEAKPROOF

Ponky’s feet are shaking for holding his stomach’s grunge. Building as fast as he can and rushing himself for the bathroom call.

Nature calls, and so did the finish line! You were darting through the race, not just to win, but to finally get to the sweet relief of the bathroom. In life, you’re the type who knows how to push through any obstacle when it really matters—even if that obstacle is a full bladder. There has never been a greater testament to the perseverance of the human will. First place is yours, and now you’ve got all the time in the world for that much-needed aahhhh—just maybe think ahead a little more next time!

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